Champagne for Caesar (1950)

Beauregard Bottomley (Ronald Colman) is something of a genius – it’s unlikely that one will find him without his nose nestled deeply within a book on nearly any subject, a multitude of facts residing in his middle-class brain. However, his preoccupation with educating himself on every matter has left him at a disadvantage when it comes to earning a living, since he spends all day at home, while his sister (Barbara Britton) supports them both through conducting piano lessons. However, Beauregard does aim to change this, and as a result applies to work for Milady, a soap company that sponsors a television quiz show, Masquerade for Money, where participants are asked questions relating to their “favourite person, animal or object”, a show that has taken the nation by storm, and put a lot of money in the pockets of those executives, who use the popularity of the show to make a fortune. However, the head of of the company, the enigmatic and hedonistic Burnbridge Waters (Vincent Price) finds the refined Beauregard unbearable, and terminates his employment before it even begins. As a result, the refined genius decides to take his revenge in the only way he knows how – by proving that he does indeed know everything. Using his wealth of knowledge, he spends the next few weeks as a regular on the show, each week increasing his earnings, but instead of taking them, opts to come back the following week, since he knows the more he remains on the show, the higher the winnings will be – and eventually, he’ll own the entire company once they have no choice but to award him everything they have, granted he can prove that he can stay in the game long enough.

Sometimes, comedy doesn’t need to be entirely driven by some deeper message, and can really just be about having a lot of fun, inserting some slightly satirical elements into the proceedings, not necessarily to educate, but rather to comment on society in a way that is constructive and thought-provoking but doesn’t weigh down the film as a whole. The unfortunate side is that, unless made by some established comedic minds, or having some particularly interesting novelty, these films are often forgotten not long after their release, fading into an inescapable obscurity out of which there is very little chance of being pulled. This is the case for Champagne for Caesar, one of the funniest and most pointed satires of the 1960s, a daring and hilarious portrait of social issues, filtered through the lens of a goofy but well-written comedy that situates us within the world of television quiz shows, which remain wildly popular to this very day. It never takes itself too seriously, nor does it posture its character as anything but thinly-veiled archetypes of different members of the capitalistic machine – but what it lacks in originality it more than makes up for in the devil-may-care authenticity that drives such a film, and keeps us engaged for every moment we are witnessing this irreverent but warm-hearted glimpse into 1950s society, which is all the more enthralling when you consider how everything that makes this film successful is the result of a well-oiled comedic machine that keeps us engaged and interested throughout the story, something not many films of this kind have been able to do.

The brilliance of Champagne for Caesar is mostly derived from the screenplay – a comedy like this depends almost entirely on strong writing, and the partnership of Fred Brady and Hans Jacoby (the latter a veteran of the industry, his credits stretching back to the silent era in Europe) proves to be a fruitful pairing, since the witty dialogue both evokes laughter and provokes thought, something that can be taken for granted for films that don’t seem to be particularly notable in terms of concept at a cursory glance. There’s nothing much that director Richard Whorf, who had become something of a journeyman filmmaker himself, could’ve done beyond honouring the sparkling dialogue, which pays tribute to an entirely industry of entertainment, all through a variety of conversations had by a few characters throughout the film. The film may not appear to be particularly high-concept in theory, but it has a certain quality that gradually unveils itself as the film goes on, a particular elegance and nuance that keeps us engaged and interested throughout. If anything, viewers will likely be drawn to this film by its oddly specific premise, with quiz shows being a mainstay of global culture, albeit one that isn’t particularly well-represented when it comes to fictionalized films (which is why works like Quiz Show and Slumdog Millionaire were so popular, since they focus on something common but somehow underrepresented in comparison to other forms of media). Perhaps its the fact that it’s difficult to make a compelling film about a quiz show when the elements that make them so effective – the suspense and dangerously high stakes – are removed in favour of a “backstage” drama, but the nuance brought to this film from all involved proves what a masterful achievement it is.

Naturally, a film can’t have a successful screenplay without good actors to interpret it – one’s words are only as good as those delivering them, and mercifully, Whorf works with a small but excellent ensemble of recognizable actors who take these characters and make them their own. Ronald Colman, the embodiment of deportment and elegance, plays the dashing and intelligent Beauregard, a man who could legitimately lay claim to being one of the most intelligent people in existence, but who unfortunately finds himself swept into the bizarre machinations of a malicious corporation, at first accidentally, until he realizes how he can use his knowledge, and by contrast the corporate ignorance of his adversaries, to his advantage. Vincent Price plays the figurehead of the company, a smarmy and malignant man who weaponizes his ruthless nature to get ahead in an industry that he doesn’t realize is barely as solid as he seems to believe. Both Colman and Price are delivering exceptional work – they’re very different actors, and they pitch their performances at wildly different levels, while still somehow managing to be complementary to one another. They’re a joy to watch, as is television icon Art Linkletter (turning in the rare performance where he isn’t playing himself), and the brilliant Celeste Holm, the one person in the film that can challenge the genius protagonist, almost beating him at his very own game. Champagne for Caesar has a terrific cast that do very well in elevating this material, which could’ve been derailed into an overly silly comedy had it not been handled with poise and earnestness by its ensemble.

The components that make Champagne for Caesar such a wonderful film really just come down to the fact that this is a story that is told well. There is very little need for the film to venture too far beyond the confines of the most fundamental conversations relating to the subject matter, and there’s a confidence that comes from knowing that this story is strong enough to sustain an entire film. This is a very traditional comedy, the kind of simple but effective works that carries itself with a genuine sense of authenticity, choosing to be honest rather than sensationalistic. Inarguably, there are a few liberties taken in this film – there are never any real stakes in terms of the story (we can predict exactly where it is heading, based on our knowledge of the fundamental patterns of the genre), and the characters may not always be that genuine in terms of being well-constructed. However, what this film does have that many others do not is a sense of heartfulness – it wants to inspire nothing but joy in the viewer, who is likely going to be sufficiently moved and affected by this charming story, which carries itself with an elegance, remaining classy and funny throughout, assisted massively by the stunning performances (Colman and Price in particular being worth the price of admission alone) and the witty script that digs deep into our culture and extracts nothing but the most insightful and nuanced commentary on the nature of the media, and how even the most seemingly authentic works of non-fiction can sometimes have intentions that serve a particular narrative, proving that Champagne for Caesar was a film oddly ahead of its time.

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